Soap for The First Child | Funny Soap

Celebrate the firstborn with this tongue-in-cheek soap crafted for the family trailblazer. As the original test subject and eternal overachiever, you deserve something special—enter this handmade vegan bar infused with invigorating Wintergreen (Brand-New Everything) fragrance. Each 6 oz bar is uniquely crafted by Whiskey River Soap Co.'s artisans, ensuring no two are alike. Wrapped in rustic kraft paper, it's the perfect gift for the sibling who blazed the trail—pressure included, but at least you'll smell amazing doing it.